losing an argument when you are right just because the other person is too stupid to understand what you’re saying is probably one of the most infuriating things in the entire universe
christmas is so much worse as you get older it’s like “what do you want this year?” “a sense of purpose”
"a career" "financial security" "a sex life" "tuition for grad school" "alcohol" "a nap" "socks would be nice"
*doesn’t study for test and gets mediocre grade*
*still angry at people having higher grades than me*
i like knowing character ages and heights and birthdays because it makes them feel more real to me and i like that feeling because i’m a fucking nerd
my new goal in life is to marry a hot soccer player and have cute children
Life tip: don’t believe your mom when she tells you “we’ll only be here for a little while”
I get so excited when people send me asks, like you could literally just send me one that says pancakes and I’d be so flattered that you took the time to send me that
"Josh and I have always been destined for a very, very different love. And we’ve always been on the same page about it. It’s always been very uncomplicated."